nesting badger 

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face

i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face

nesting badger by asher boates February 11, 2007

Thats the Badger 

Saying to point out someting that is totally correct

*James points out car i was on about without knowing the name*

I reply Thats the Badger

Thats the Badger by UnShavenMonkey March 17, 2005

Sex badger 

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.

Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger

Sex badger by Maiakins July 8, 2019

Yeety Badger 

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example

"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

“Watch me Yeet this Badger“

Yeety Badger by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020

Badger Cake 

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!

A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.

Badger Cake by BadgerTom February 23, 2010

Badger boner

You have a raging blue veined boner, you could destroy any vagina big or small; a rough diamond cutter; An angry throbbing fuck missile; aggressive wood

I had to give her the ole "badger boner".... she farted in my throat while I was munching on her beav

Badger boner by Mule Tool December 11, 2016

Stealth Badger 

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting

Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

<3

Stealth Badger by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009