Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand

by to cold soup November 05, 2010

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Swedish Backhand

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand

I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!

by vulvaspeed June 09, 2017

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Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 15, 2011

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backhand sammy

The name given to a backhand slap to the face to shut someone up

1: Backhand Sammy's comin out, I don't want him to, but if u don't shut up...

2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself

by HeWhoSmokesBitches March 26, 2005

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Backhanded Jobin

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.

Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.

by I'll See You Some Other Time January 19, 2012

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