a beating from the love truncheon
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
Guy: Jesus tapdancing christ woman! I thought you said you got a brazilian wax!
Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.
Girl: Oh no, it's a bulgarian wax.
by BillBrasky May 15, 2006
The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.
"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
by TorreyZac October 17, 2011
The act of inserting your penis into a woman's anal cavity, simultaneously sticking your hand into her vagina in the opposite direction, and proceeding to whack off, ejaculating inside of her.
(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)
(Also known as the Swedish Pizza Roll)
by Harry Dickens March 19, 2010
by That's Mr. Wanda to you April 01, 2006
The act of pouring alchohol into a femal reproductive organ, as well as the male counterpart lighting the mans member on fire and then inserting into the female oraphus.
Daddy give me a nice "Bulgarian firestick"
Yes baby, but we're going to die.
Don't worry, I want you to light my puss puss on fire and kill the both of us
Yes baby, but we're going to die.
Don't worry, I want you to light my puss puss on fire and kill the both of us
by Gouklord1069 January 05, 2017
A: Yesterday while my girlfriend was blowing my cock, I felt something strange in my mouth.I didn't want to stain my house, so I just spat in my girlfriend's throat.
B: Man, you are true Bulgarian Abominator.
B: Man, you are true Bulgarian Abominator.
by Gargle Maniac November 20, 2010