mutual break up

Something you’d say if you get dumped.

Hey we had a mutual break up.
Yeah right 🤦🏻 ♂️

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

Break Up Bush

Similar to men growing beards post break up, girls grow bushes by not shaving their vaginas out of either depression or freedom from not having anyone to impress during sex.

"I have a hairless vagina. But after Steve and I broke up I grew a break up bush until I got over him and shaved it."

by Angela628 August 4, 2013

Soft break up

To break up with someone but not really

Person 1: you broke up with me
Person 2: no, you broke up with me
Person 1: no, i soft broke up with you. You made it a hard break up by reaffirming it. So you broke up with me. I just did a soft break up.

Person 2: oh man, youre right. I’m sorry i broke up with you.

by Butt0283749294 December 11, 2018

break up ornament

a great way to deal with a break up!
breakupornaments.com

I thought Dana needed to laugh about her break up...so I bought her a break up ornament

by greencas October 13, 2011

break up date

its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way

an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are

by europeanbeauty January 19, 2008

we are breaking up

man you need to find another girl

We are breaking up

by birbie 919 October 1, 2023