blowhole

Another word for the zipper on men's pants.

1. I'll be right back. I have to go open the blowhole and take an Austin Power's piss.

2. Person 1 Is it true you got head in the limo?
Person 2 Yeah.
Person1 What did she do, just open the blowhole...
Person 2 and found the whale.

by huangsede April 28, 2009

Pacific Blowhole

When a man excretes ejaculate into a woman's mouth who is lying on her back and then precedes to jump up and down on her stomach until she viciously fires the sperm wad out of her mouth and into the sky at a high speed.

Hey Amelia, do you remember when I Pacific Blowholed you and it landed on my aunt's baby?

by lunchboxes September 9, 2006

blowhole

NAME: short for 'nicole blowhole'. derived from dolphins also comes from geographical term.

can be shortened to: blow, blowy, blowy pants

"blowy i knew you should have got sea-monkeys"

by smelleh May 7, 2005

blowhole

A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.

Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a whale's blowhole. When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

by Rafael Martinez November 7, 2008

blowhole

The small hole in a bong or pipe used to control airflow.

Cover the blowhole when you're lighting that bong!

by Miss Lamb June 20, 2009

blowhole

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates into the anus of his partner. Then the partner farts, spraying the ejaculate into the air. The ejaculate then falls into a fish bowl, where the fish begin to eat it. Finally, the male yells, "Thar she blows!"

Have you ever tried a blowhole? Let's move over near the fishbowl... "Thar she blows!"

by pumpu February 18, 2010

The Blowhole

A sexual act in where the male partner arrives in the belly button of the other half, and then goes on to slap the stomach with both hands, causing the semen to shoot into the air, landing wherever it may land.

Tariq - Hey babe, you wanna do “The Blowhole” tonight ?

Janey - Lets do it ! I hope it doesn’t hit the ceiling like last time...

by Lord Bing Bong July 26, 2020