blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

blop shot

a term in call of duty in which you find yourself in a gun battle against a second chance bitch. When you should've killed him, he falls into 2nd chance and kills you with his primary instead of a pistol. WTF? 402THUNDER402 invented the term to vent his frustration on the broken perk, second chance.

Player #1: (shoots to kill second chance wookie) Got ya bitch!

Player #2: (falls to second chance and kills player #1 with primary) trololololololol

Player #3: BLOP SHOT PRO WTF (instant rage quit)

by Kevin1334 July 23, 2011

Blipster

A black hipster

"Dude, did you see that blipster at the show last night?"
'Yeah man, his gauges were huge!"

by PoppyRocks July 1, 2011

hop blop dooey

crucialness beyond all recognition, meaning even more crucial than being pushmooligan. I mean, if you're only pushmooligan instead of hop blop dooey, you're really just floshmoopy in which case I highly recommend that you take your own life.

In his closing arguments, Senator McRuffless addressed the court, saying, "We should fully support this bill, for it will make the future hop blop dooey for all generations to come."

by kleptobum April 12, 2004

blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

Blobstopper

1. A jam rag, botty cloth or tampon.
2. Brian.

Stay away from her mate, she's got the decorators round and has a blobstopper in.

by salad-dodger March 1, 2009