bitcoin

Bitcoin is to bitch; what heck is to hell. Used to avoid swearing.

That girl cut me off! What a bitcoin!

by jammiereviews April 23, 2023

Bitcoin

Why am I getting emails from PayPal about bitcoin? That's gotta be a scam, right?

Hym "I don't even have paypal installed on my phone and you better fucking believe I wouldn't buy any fucking bitcoin. That better be a scam. I better not be getting identity thefted... This is some bullshit. A bill for 432.08!? For what!? That's gotta be a scam. They want me to click on the pdf and that's going to install some malware and then before you know it they're going to be selling pictures of my tits on the interwebs... On sale now! $7.99 a pop... Plus shipping and handling... Stainless steel picture frame included with every purchase... Buy 2 and get a free jar of my bath-water..."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2024

Backpack full of Bitcoin

A descriptor for a shady kid

“Do you see Mason over there? He’s for sure got a backpack full of bitcoin”

by Shakespere4Real July 25, 2025

Burmese Bulldozers for Bitcoin

When an organization, such as a government, reacts to crypto currency or blockchain developments in ways that make it apparent they don't understand how it works.

Used like "pearls before swine" or "coals for newcastle".

Bro, did you hear that they want to "outlaw private keys" in Florida?

Hah. Just so much Burmese bulldozers for bitcoin.

by Satoshi Blart August 25, 2021

Bitcoin

You did something really well then failed so much worse and made everyone disappointed in you

“You failed the test, Your such a bitcoin”-person 1
“Just because I’m smart doesn’t mean I have to pass every test”-person 2

by Tottaly normal December 9, 2022

bitcoin loser

someone who talks about Bitcoin too much and loves it too much and think the whole world revolves around Bitcoin

This guy just bums Bitcoin, he's a real Bitcoin loser

by TryNotToListenToIdiots November 22, 2021

Bitcoin

A digital asset that has gained currency in decentralized Ponzi schemes, which makes it virtually impossible to catch the bad actors (criminals, hackers, money launderers, drug & human traffickers, …); it also serves as safe virtual money to protect the wealth of those who live in developing countries beset with hyperinflation.

Once dubbed an “index of money laundering,” bitcoin is often confused with blockchain, which is a system of recording information that is almost impossible to change or forge.

by Numerati June 28, 2024