Birmingham beatdown

Being violently beaten down by law enforcement with fire hoses and dogs.

In the 60's all the police officers gave africans the "Birmingham beatdown "

by TheShadowsLerk January 05, 2016

birmingham goldfish

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

by Malice00000 June 09, 2017

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 26, 2009

birmingham gentlemen

a term of affection(not)for brummie bastards,chaps from the English midlands towm of Birmingham,especially when uttered on the M6 near spaghetti junction."oh dear look at those poor birmingham gentlemen stuck in that traffic jam"

whilst stuck in that traffic jam late home from work, hopefully their wives are indulging in sordid sex sessions with some proper blokes from Beduff!birmingham gentlemen safe journey!

by nobjockey1234 November 09, 2006

Birmingham Telephone Call

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.

No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.

by Antonymous1234143 April 10, 2010

University of Alabama-Birmingham

University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.

I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.

by TurnM3Up November 09, 2020

University of Birmingham School

A shit hole full of racist teachers and their irrelevant excuses. On call is a bag of shit when the teacher calls a member of staff and by the time they get to your classroom you are hiding in the bathroom on your phone

Welcome to the University of Birmingham School we talk about our private lives and how we’re adopted from two gay males

by Believer094358 May 27, 2019