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AP Biology

A soul crushing, black hole of doom. It will leave you feeling empty and sleepless. DO NOT TAKE THE CLASS. YOU WILL DIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
by Bill Buttlicker8675389 May 15, 2016
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Basic biology

What transphobes say when someone mentions that they're trans, only for them to realise biology textbooks talk about photosynthesis and the digestive system, and there's no mention of trans folks in them
Jason: "Oh my god, trans people are oblivious to basic biology. Like go open a textbook."
Jasom but slightly smarter: "If you study advanced biology, you would be aware of the fact that queerness limited to humans, but also animals. Basic biology talks about Parenchyma and Photosynthesis, not trans people. There's a reason why gender affirming care is widespread. Your parents didn't want a boy or a girl, they wanted a healthy child. So what changed? As long as they're happy, it doesn't matter."
Jason: "You're right, at the end of the day admitting if I have changed my opinion doesn't entail anything except me developing as a person. Even if the person writing this is a stuck up asshole."
by Jeb jacket March 28, 2022
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armchair biology

Biology research so pointless its only real use is for the people who research it to sit around in armchairs discussing said pointless dribble with each other. Ironically, armchair biologists usually feel a false sense of superiority, insisting that the obscurity of their work only makes is more special and therefore noteworthy. Such research is often conducted in a whale jail and may or may not be cupcake science. In summary, armchair biology wastes money and time to help nobody in the end and armchair biologists are pretentious assholes.
Mark: Julie just spent 9 years on her Ph.D. figuring out the chemical compounds in eider spit from the western Aleutian Islands.
John: Nobody is ever going to give a shit about that in a million years, what a goddamn waste of time!
Mark: Yeah I know, another bright mind lost to armchair biology.
by somethingnew May 13, 2007
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Biology Homework

Me and Taylor had Biology homework due at 11 so we couldn't come to Mugshots.
by trollingtothemax October 23, 2011
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marine biology

(Too many of the strippers I' ve met have claimed to be stripping to pay for their Marine Biology tuition. So much that i now believe its a subversive Hint for oral sex. But know one has clued me in if this is true or just coincidence)

Marine Biology: A coded phrase that entails you paying for her/him/heshe to go down on you with a monetary transaction prior. This coded message was created to avoid any legal fault in court. Of course often young men mistake this coded message for literal meaning, in which the man now believes he's found a intelligent stripper thats wants to have an open relationship with her.
Misty "I'm not really a stripper, i actually study Marine Biology"
by James Herr May 6, 2008
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ap biology

So here a lil rap what us bio-players like to say:

ap biology with campbell and reece

say its not bad but it makes me weeze

enrich ur brain, make the cerebellum fine
learning atoms and evolution, now dont whine
cuz in the end when u get a 5
the colleges gonna say gosh s/he fine
man that antoinette sure does know her loop of henle & she got acronyms for the kreb cycle like, all children in kenya see super flying monkeys often, but god she pulled another all nighter, well thats what she gets for taking the AP bio class.
by bio biotch April 30, 2005
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crypto-biology

Noun.
The study of strange, unusual and or otherwise mythic creatures.
i.e. cryptids
"What is it called when a bunch of dorks talk about dragons, unicorns and pokémons?
crypto-biology."
by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017
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