bender

A turd that is so long that it starts to bend before it touches water.

Jesus that sure is a long shit.
Yep, it's a bender all right

by James Kreutzer September 27, 2005

bender

A word used to describe a hockey player who can't skate worth shit and they're ankles bend to the inside; a player who thinks they're good.

"Dude, look at how that kid skates! BENDER!"
"Look, a t-blade bender!"

by Will.I.Am OV March 10, 2008

bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 09, 2009

benders

a late night cruise, illest clique-ISANG mahal isang buhay

how was the bender last night?

by GiZMO January 03, 2005

bender

When used as a noun it means homosexual.

I passed out at a party and was violated by a bender.

by Mark Kunkel June 15, 2005

bender

A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"

by Urbadict September 10, 2005

A bender

A bender is used to define someone who choses to go to a STAR WARS pub quiz instead of playing football with the lads.

"Sorry lads i cant play football tonight as im going to a star wars pub quiz becuase im a bender who takes it up the bum"

by Oliver Legg November 29, 2018