Ballcrusher

Those pointy things on amusement park rides that cause great pain to the testicles

"My balls hurt for hours after I went on a ride with a ballcrusher."

by Derfan123 May 2, 2024

ballbusting

(Masturbation technique) Where you grind your knuckles passionately into your scrotum

I was edging, jelqing and Ballbusting last night with Alan

by Chaddy Daddy Daniel Eilbeck February 22, 2024

ballbuster cocktail

So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster

First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!

Take 5 shots of Tequila

2 shots of vodka

1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.

2 shots of vanilla extract

1 shot Covid 19 vaccine

3 ice cubes

Shake until your arm hurts

Then use other hand until it hurts

Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.

Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024

GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER

Sucking someone's BALL'S and plainly violating the correct sentence structure.

Listen LOUIS you know how picky and OCD about my RIDING I am as I asked for a GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER and you clearly violated the SENTENCE ANAL ALAN by not letting me sit on the LEFT SIDE of your face and properly lol ick my BALLS and SCROTUM left to right without stopping as that gives to he best sensations and you ruined it by staying on the LEFT too long.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023