When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)
Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
Get the Bakerymug. by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021
Get the meat bakerymug. by Tiffany93 December 14, 2021
Get the Bakerymug. by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023
Get the Bakerymug. Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024
Get the Bakerymug. by kath :) November 11, 2020
Get the seokjins bakerymug. The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.
by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023
Get the Asad's Bakerymug.