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Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)
Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels
by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022
mugGet the Bakerymug.

meat bakery

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...
by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021
mugGet the meat bakerymug.

Bakery

A word given to describe an aggressive over-reaction to a situation
I can’t believe you went all bakery on that girl!
by Tiffany93 December 14, 2021
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"
by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023
mugGet the Bakerymug.

Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
mugGet the Bakerymug.

seokjins bakery

a bunch of crackheads and barely anyone is active besides kath, chloe, kall, rita pita and dayeon
join seokjins bakery NOW BITCH I SEE YOU
by kath :) November 11, 2020
mugGet the seokjins bakerymug.

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.
"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."
by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023
mugGet the Asad's Bakerymug.

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