Bakery

A word given to describe an aggressive over-reaction to a situation

I can’t believe you went all bakery on that girl!

by Tiffany93 December 14, 2021

meat bakery

Slang for a brothel

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...

by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021

Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

by Nduck May 9, 2021

Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?

Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.

by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024

Boyne Bakery Fire

when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it

that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'

by Rachael Furgeson August 2, 2023

Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)

Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022