Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

open bakery

its the go ahead that single girls all over the place for u to make yor move

you think her friends single open bakery dude

by sloftus April 3, 2009

Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.

Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.

by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014

Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

Bakery

The “Bakery” is the a term that can be used for one’s wallet, bank account, or anywhere one would store their bread aka: “Money”

Group chat: “Yo y’all tryna eat at Golden Corral then watch a movie?”
Emerson: “Nah bruh, that’s bread out the bakery.”

Evan: “Yo, you got a 5?”
Andre: “Nah, the bakery is closed”

by browN Backwards July 20, 2019

Bakery

A bakery is a urban code word that people use to commit a robbery

Aye bro, what kind of cake they got at that bakery down the street?

by Unknownheadassery304 April 13, 2019