Bagel

Penis, cock, wiener, johnson,

Eat a bagel

by Yourstrulyfromtheheart May 20, 2020

Bagel

THE BEST FRICKING BREAKFAST/LUNCH EVER TO BE MADE INTO EXISTENCE

"Oh hey, what did you have for breakfast/lunch taday"
"Oh I had a bagel!"

by SpoopyMoth7w7 October 3, 2020

Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure

by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Bagel

Timothy Hobbs

“Tell bagel to like Angela back”

by Immeanttobedoingmyenglishwork February 5, 2021

Bagel

An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".

Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.

by Laughing at God February 15, 2021

Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.

She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:

by Real Zammy April 27, 2021

Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021