Australian Mensa

Group therapy for people who are mentally ill or otherwise mentally incapacitated.

Toots had a nervous breakdown, so every Friday she goes to Australian Mensa.

After the psychiatric ward, the looneys go to Australian Mensa for outpatient care.

by Tom from the Shore October 24, 2007

australian gold

To urinate on a lover's butthole.

Although it was messy, I really enjoyed giving my gift of Australian gold.

by five man trio March 20, 2014

Australian reds

Australian reds is another name for Australian produced red wine.

Famously mentioned by Robert California CEO of Sabre/Dunder Mifflin.

I got into a case of Australian reds... and... how should I say this, Columbian whites - Robert California

by Statsradiofonien January 30, 2019

Australian genius

A person who is insane, mentally ill, retarded or mentally deficient.

That half-wit is a genuine Australian genius!

by Tom from the Shore October 24, 2007

Australian vacuum

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.

I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!

by neergmas March 19, 2009

Australian Kangaroo

A sexual act that can be done to a woman by both a male or female that is executed when you are fingering your girl and she says go deeper and so you start fisting...but that's just not enough. She asks for you to go deeper so you are shoulder deep but she's just not fucking satisfied. Eventually you begin to insert your head, ultimately reverse birthing yourself. Once you are in all the way to your belly button, you will be sucked into the great black hole. At this point you can turn around in the vag to poke your head out and look at your surroundings, much like a Joey in a mother kangaroo's pouch.

Josh-"Hey Ally how are you doing"
Ally-"I'm fine, how are you"
Josh-"I'm good"
*phone rings from vaginal area*
Josh-"Woah Ally do you have a phone in your pussy?"
Jacob, Ally's boyfriend-"Nah man that was just my phone ringing, we did the Australian Kangaroo last night."

by DaddyMcCrea January 10, 2017

Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015