ashtray on a motorbike

Used to describe something utterly useless.

This app is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. Bloody thing crashes every time I try to make a purchase.

by immediate 1 August 26, 2019

Ansley Ashtray

When you put out your cigar on a strippers back.

Imagine you’re at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver getting a lap dance holding a cigar and you need more than one hand to grab Mary’s fat/fake knockers so you perform the Ansley Ashtray. Pray she enjoys it and sucks you off before the bouncer catches you

by Titancream November 5, 2022

The Ashtray

When you put the ash of a cigarette inside a man's foreskin and someone gives you a blowjob afterwards.

The taste of that Kent after giving Kevin The Ashtray was very ashy.

by HissBooom July 8, 2021

Slavic AshTray

This will take place during fellatio. The man recieving involved will spark a ciggarette close to climax, then when he is near finishing pull the girls hair back, grab her nose and then simultaneously cum and ash in said females mouth. Hence forcing inhalation.

"you look happy today sir!"
"sure am! Gave my bird the old slavic ashtray last night."

by CakeAndOnly November 28, 2017

Ashtray

A slur for a Jewish person.

"Man, my boss didn't give me a rise this quarter" "Oh, the Jewish one?" "Yea, the ashtray is stingy about giving out promotions"

by Deeznuts123323 December 14, 2020

Melbourne Ashtray

A Melbourne ashtray is when you use the rim of someone’s anus to extinguish a cigarette.

I was in a motel and there were no ashtrays so I used my girlfriends ass as a Melbourne ashtray instead.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

Ashtray-lowkey

An “ashtray lowkey” is any white Christian nationalist that crushes butt after butt after butt after butt. Someone who’s very literally exists solely to crush butts ad nauseam, perpetually, in perpetuity. Until one day it gets its own butt sooper crushed,like heroically crushed, and after a dynamic life cycle, the ashtray its self will be ,for the rest of all time, simply -ashes flicked out the foreign, and smoke all up in your lungs, and remembered as nothing else.

Unhoused person with a penis 1 “boulder police stripped and robbed me on the side of the road !”
Unhoused person with a penis 2” your lucky that’s all they did when they got you naked ,every last deputy up through the brass is an ashtray-lowkey”

by P@193 April 19, 2025