Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!
Dude: Fucking Smokers...
Dude: Fucking Smokers...
by petuniafish September 9, 2011
A hard-on so fierce that it not only peels the skin away from one's face, but also drains the blood from rest of the body and threatens to kill the host.
by Skyp67 April 9, 2009
Occurs when the sweater a man, most commonly a douchebag, is wearing looks like it was borrowed from his girlfriend, or her Yorkie.
Jane: Look at that guy's body, he's busting out of his shirt.
John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.
John: Oh please Jane, he's totally in cardigan arrest.
by BPWP January 1, 2013
*a film by Wes Anderson
Arrested Development's creator Mitchell Hurwitz said that when he saw The Royal Tenenbaums he already had the idea for Arrested Development and thought "Well, I guess I won't be doing that" but later changed his mind.
Arrested Development's creator Mitchell Hurwitz said that when he saw The Royal Tenenbaums he already had the idea for Arrested Development and thought "Well, I guess I won't be doing that" but later changed his mind.
by Sol Hinsvark October 28, 2007
It means being stuck in your ways. Even passed the legal age where you're allowed to Smoke, Drink, Drive and call 1-800-Sex-Lines.
Boy (at age 25): Yo, you want to come over and play Nintendo with me.
Girl (at age 17): Sure, .... hold up, (perplexed) how old are you again?
Boy (at age 25): 25 going on 26?
Girl (at age 17): God Damn you got a Arrested Development. Why should I go out with a grown man when he hasn't grown out of Nintendo? You crazy as hell yo. I'm leaving.
Boy (at age 25): But I'm playing with my brother.
Girl (at age 17): At your Mama's house that you HAVEN'T MOVED OUT OF YET?
Boy (at age 25): But don't you like playing with him too.
Girl (at age 17): Yeah but ...
Boy (at age 25): (Interrupts her) Alright, then.
Girl (at age 17): It ain't gonna be alright when your brother says "Why you still playing Games at this age". I'm breaking up with you Vaahsiyance. (Hangs up)
Boy (at age 25): Jueehsa, wait. FUCK!! (Throws the phone)
Girl (at age 17): That nigga is a dork yo. He still plays Nintendo? I'm surprised I didn't see him walking down the street with a Power Ranger toy in his hand. (Laughing Her Butt Off)
Girl (at age 17): Sure, .... hold up, (perplexed) how old are you again?
Boy (at age 25): 25 going on 26?
Girl (at age 17): God Damn you got a Arrested Development. Why should I go out with a grown man when he hasn't grown out of Nintendo? You crazy as hell yo. I'm leaving.
Boy (at age 25): But I'm playing with my brother.
Girl (at age 17): At your Mama's house that you HAVEN'T MOVED OUT OF YET?
Boy (at age 25): But don't you like playing with him too.
Girl (at age 17): Yeah but ...
Boy (at age 25): (Interrupts her) Alright, then.
Girl (at age 17): It ain't gonna be alright when your brother says "Why you still playing Games at this age". I'm breaking up with you Vaahsiyance. (Hangs up)
Boy (at age 25): Jueehsa, wait. FUCK!! (Throws the phone)
Girl (at age 17): That nigga is a dork yo. He still plays Nintendo? I'm surprised I didn't see him walking down the street with a Power Ranger toy in his hand. (Laughing Her Butt Off)
by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 9, 2009
by Bro D J July 3, 2005
Method of detaining people by smashing their door down in the middle of night, piling upstairs and rudely waking them up by screaming/bright lights: they are then led away in handcuffs (if lucky, some victims are simply shot in bed.) Employed by British police forces.
'What the hell happened to your house?'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'
'I was bed arrested last night, but they actually wanted the guy next door'
by ru August 10, 2004