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armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.
I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.
by Don Gington April 12, 2022
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Armadillos

Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
Look at the size of that armadillos penis!
by Arman Van Helden August 12, 2011
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Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball
Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo
by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025
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So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing
yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo
by jetburner2 October 14, 2025
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armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
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ARMADILLO

Wow, Brandon sure makes a good looking Armadillo jumping out of Bobbys Semi
by Chip Daley JR August 9, 2018
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armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator
holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!
by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025
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