Archie 

A massive inconvenience with a tiny penis

Look there’s an Archie

Archie by Harry Troutt October 13, 2018

Archie 

A Chinese chubby retard who’s probably watches gay sex. He’s just generally a spastic who sucks toes and is in love with teddy’s

That boys proper gay and fat he’s probably Archie

Archie by Ellie18 November 19, 2017

Archie 

A meme lord who likes memes and is weird and likes not licking furry testicle sacks and he is a virgin

Archie is a meme lord

Archie by Testicle sack December 18, 2018

Archie 

Simp.

Simp - Foolish person.

Archie is a simp.

Archie by SLDFENG February 9, 2020

Archie 

Someone who can't take a joke

*guy gets added to groupchat*
guy: i'm going to post porn here lol
Archie:*removes guy*
guy: it was a joke, jeez

Archie by ThePerfectGoof May 18, 2020

Archie 

Archie A lanky twat who loves running and fortnite

Archie is playing FoRtNIte

Archie by SKRRR ON MOBILE June 30, 2020

Archie 

At the start he’s well nice but ends up being a selfish ginger faggot

Archie is a fucking twat

Archie by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019