Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.

Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt

by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020

Tim Armstrong

Self-made warlord and original gangster in punk rock. Where Lou Reed is Chuck D, Tim Armstrong is Tupac. Tim has been in a number of bands throughout his career, most noteably Rancid and recently his solo project with the release of 2007's A Poet's Life. He writes his own lyrics depicting life for someone who choses to understand the world through counter culture idealism. His networking consists of the majority, if not the entire, rock world. His record label Hellcat Records was home to the late Joe Strummer. Tim Armstrong is widely respected and admired.

When I was living in Los Angeles, Tim Armstrong supported my friend's band and put them on Rancid Records. He's an awesome guy who still looks to the streets for talent.

"Have you heard the new Tim Armstrong record? That's some real shit."

by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009

mr. armstrong

Someone who is generally an asshole with a white hair color and a millipeter. He usually has a hitler stash and has a great amount of love for little girls in their 5's-10's.

Boy: Ew, that guy just harassed that girl.

Girl: Oh. My. God. He is such a Mr. Armstrong.

by hahahaman37 September 25, 2017

Gene Armstrong

A YouTube Comedian, Who is Awesomely Funny. He also is hip-hop artist.

His Channel is Gene Armstrong TV

by Awesomebro1 December 30, 2011

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014

Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

by the other one 2 November 12, 2010

James Armstrong

This person can definitely be defined as existent

Wow James Armstrong really exists

by Mig_balala March 10, 2022