Facing the ceiling on a bed or couch, placing you're feet on the wall and grab onto you're shirt for you will be in great turbulence after you rip one straight in your buddy's face.
You: Hey man I've gotta rip.
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!
Friend: Go for it.
You: I wanna be a little more creative..
Friend: uhhhh...ok..WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
You: HAHAHAH i just Apollo 13ned your ass!
by yerrrrmom November 19, 2010
noun - A condom filled with poop (deuce, shitlog, stinky brownsnake) or other assorted fecal forms that has been tied off at the end and frozen. Once frozen, It is used to penetrate the vagina, anus, or other bodily orifice in the same fashion as a dildo. Apollo 13's are commonly used in the spacedock community and other shit-related sexual deviancy circles.
I was just going to give her a traditional spacedock, but I remembered that I had a fresh Apollo 13 in my freezer. I used that on her vagina and saved my pending shit for a Cincinatti Steamer I delivered to her later that evening.
by Lord of the Turd November 9, 2005
The richest man on Earth, rather, universe. Rank 0 on Forbes magazine. Sole owner of the Earth and universe.
Pay to Apollo Quiboloy or you will get evicted to Earth.
Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.
Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.
by BuboyBolitas September 28, 2019
A Fake Moon Landing Made By The Government To Stop Aliens From Knowing We Can Land On Other Planets And Abducting Us
by GubblebumGold October 2, 2020
Bob pinched a loaf into my cootch then proceeded to pack the fudge within inches of my cervix. he called it an "apollo 13"
by brian duclos April 27, 2010
USA: Hey Russia! Did you know? I just sent men to the moon in the Apollo 11.
USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.
USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.
by Wizho January 6, 2010
by TheGreatDick19 April 13, 2019