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Angry Wellzy

Useful driving maneuver used when stuck behind slower traffic. Often found in the backwoods of some eastern states.
Involves swerving left to right like an angry shark, waving arms and accelerating rapidly at the car in front. similar to a aggressive mating call but
with a few key differences. however it could also be used to display desire, impatience or hunger.
Man, Stuck behind another Van again?! Just do a Angry Wellzy they will clear right out.
by ColinGreene May 6, 2013
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Angry curtains

A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look
"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.
by justabubble15 January 27, 2015
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angry tarantula

When a woman's pubic hair protrudes from the sides of her panties or bathing suit bottoms.
When Aunt Lynn rose out of the pool, she flashed everyone her angry tarantula.
by Reddy 39 May 18, 2015
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Angry Meghan

When a woman of Irish decent chooses to use a profound vocabulary to articulate her thoughts , or feelings.
Angry Meghan :

Possible sentence used during an altercation during a family dispute - " you can eat my corned beef asshole , then chase it with the shot of wiskey I just spit in " ~ translation : I'm very angry on how my sister is acting. All I wish , is we can all eat some corned beef , and drink some wiskey without being assholes.
by Wagwan-M&M May 28, 2016
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Angry Lobster

When you shove your pointer finger up a girl's pussy and your thumb up her ass; then pinch your fingers together as hard as you can while screaming "WHERE'S THE MELTED BUTTA!!!!"
I gave Wendy an Angry Lobster, an she hasn't been able to walk right since.
by DeRiDeRfu July 3, 2008
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THE ANGRY CAVEMAN

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS
"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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angry vinny

The angry Vinny is the act of forcing a glass stink bomb into the rectal passage of the victim. It is then broken by the thrusting of a rock hard penis into the victim's anus.
That guy was such a cunt that I ended up flipping him over and gave him an angry Vinny.

Vinny would be very proud
by nick thornton July 5, 2010
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