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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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Angry old lady

Judy is just a angry old lady
by Themango2 February 13, 2022
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old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
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Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people
this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady
by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022
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Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.
by Jdubsyoyo4 June 17, 2020
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Old lady

Someone with the traits similar to that of a sloth.
Hey get moving old lady
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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
by DrSponge July 15, 2024
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