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Old fashioned bag rolling

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.
If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!
by Davey crotch rocket December 24, 2009
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good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
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dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.
by yuh8me June 27, 2012
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Old Fashioned Car Ride

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.
by Superjuliam August 22, 2022
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old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.
I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.
by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021
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Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.
After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.
by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024
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Old fashioned

Your basic pinkie reach around in the butthole
Jerry came over with bill and we had ourselves a good old fashioned
by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021
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