Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

amber heard

To defecate in the bed.

My ex girlfriend left me an Amber Heard.

verb
discharge feces from the body.
To defecate is defined as to have a bowel movement. When you expel feces, this is an example of a time when you defecate. verb. (now rare) To purge; to pass (something) as excrement.
To go #2 in the bed.

by Supasaiyantarded April 26, 2022

An Amber Heard

An act of defecation on a sleep space, typically a bed.

I playfully threatened my wife that I was gonna take an Amber Heard when we got home, she politely asked that I didnt poop on the bed as I would be washing the sheets.

by The Bucket is Empty May 11, 2022

Amber heard

Slang for taking a shit

Amber Heard-Turd; rhyming slang

Gimme a sec, I just need to take an Amber

by HarleyGirl27 April 27, 2022

Amber-Heard

1 be told or informed of, usually to deliberately be made or meant to deceive; to allege, lie or otherwise speak untruth.

2. be circulated as an unverified account.

I amber-heard that Jesus was born of a virgin.

“YahWey created the universe.”

“Where did you amber-heard that?”

by Most_Unclean May 7, 2022

amber heard

a lying, abusive, manipulative piece of shit

Kate: "I'm disgusted by Amber Heard and her actions. I can't believe she would lie about something so serious!"
Chris: "I know. Justice for Johnny Depp!"

by isabelle222 April 23, 2022