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Alfalfa Male

A kind of fellow some ladies in search of an Alpha male may end up with.
The key distinction here is that instead of being the man's man they were looking for (charming, confident and entertaining), deep inside he's fundamentally still a kid whom:

1) is capable to ending up in trouble for doing shit as dumb as hell.

2) hangs out with equally maladjusted, immature friends.

3) may often show more interest in shit like Wrestlemania on TV, playing videogames and fidgeting idiotic apps than in an actual night out with his woman.

From the character of the old TV Series "The Little Rascals", a.k.a "Our Gang".
Woman1: "How's Sheena? I heard she got a new BF..."

Woman2: "Yeah, whom she tended to saturday night at the ER after he opened his forehead on a tree branch by riding stolen bicycles pissed drunk with his friends. Got picked up by the cops and they had to give him ten stitches".

Woman1: "Wow, I thought she needed her Alpha male..."

Woman2: "Yup she did, and she ended up with her Alfalfa male. He's 37, by the way".

Woman1: (eye-rolling)
by Parcerito July 14, 2011
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Aliassou

A gay guy who is extremely homosexual to every male he sees, especially light skins.
Man that guy is so Gay he’s definitely a Aliassou
by DragonCD April 25, 2019
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AliA

A strong independent Fortnite sweat who says,'Let's go baby'. #AliArmy
Alia is a noob
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aliel

your name is LEILA, right? You just finished watching the video your name spelled backwards is how you. Right well I can tell you right now I don't know I'm being honest I think it will mean being hit by a truck or poisoned or sacrifice Sarah do find out what Layla means backwards let me know
she got aliel so hard by that truck
by I'm not a witch you are June 6, 2021
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alianys

Alianys is a very trustworthy person u will ever meet. She freaky as hell. Funny asf. With the nicest smile. She cute asf too😍.
Damnn Damian treat ur Alianys right dude.
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alalalalaala

What muslim terrorists say before combat.
Attack! Alalalalaala!!
by Of Course! May 17, 2016
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Alias

-noun
-word origin: Kennedy High School in Silver Spring, Maryland circa 2001-2002

1. A person whose existence very few others know or care about

2. Someone who is not recognized socially to the extent that others do not even know that the person in question even exists
Some alias bama won prom queen.
by Mo Crack the Don November 22, 2003
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