Aldo cacca

a boy that look like a squirrel, he listen too much old school rock music. He has a vespa and a dirty adidas hoodie.

Aldo cacca u look like a squirrel

by cacond November 21, 2021

Aldo

He is the best dude in the world his dad is Bahu and he is a sick lad that is amazing also AldoWichii

Aldo is so cool so is Bahu and AldoWichii

by Aldricisawesome August 28, 2017

aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes

Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016

Aldo

His hair? WHACK
His gear? WHACK
His jewelry? WHACK
His foot stance? WHACK
The way that he talks? WHACK
The way he doesn't even like to smile? WHACK

Aldo is whack

by 𖤐𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖔𝖈𝖊𝖆𝖓₆⁶₆ November 23, 2021

Aldos

Done being and aldos

Done being a aldos

by Blueseal December 30, 2021

Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

by The Richweiler August 4, 2024