affair

when a man/woman are married and have sex with another man/woman.

I'm having an affair with the daugther of my friend.

by WEHG October 4, 2006

AFOAF

It is similar to SWIM. Mostly used in drug forums to not self-incriminate.

AFOAF did Ecstasy for the first time last night.

AFOAF, is used in place of "I".

by psychonautic August 5, 2008

affair

something that destroys people's lives and something you should always refrain from having because you will realize eventually how stupid it was

He had an affair with her best friend, and when she found out about it, she instantly divorced him and they never talked again.

by pbfn4ever-51 August 6, 2011

textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

Afolarin

The product of all that is awesome. Nothing is more awesome. This is what sets the standard for awesome.

Woke up this morning and found my self staring in the mirror, looking like Afolarin

by flowp September 21, 2011

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

afkfas

away from keyboard for a second

Bathroom, afkfas

by BHM1250 October 5, 2008