Auburn Necktie

When a guy takes a shit, doesn't wipe and mounts the face of a passed out drunk girl and let's his dick lay between her tits.

Jenny the slut passed out on the couch again, let's put an Auburn necktie on her and take a picture for the yearbook.

by fuct73 June 17, 2009

Auburn University

The gayest place in Bama.

Fuck Auburn university.

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Auburn Middle School

A AMAZING school with great kids! Never anything bad happens there! Every kid probably wishes they could go here! Amazing athletic kids! They are such a sunshine to the world! I don't know why anyone would ever hate on them <3

Hey do you go to Auburn Middle School ?
Yeahh?
Ohmyygossh you must be a amazing person then!
Why yes i am (:

by Coolcatofauburn January 20, 2011

auburn high

irrelevant kids who are hot but no one knows about them apart from the few survivors. they vape and do drugs a lot. they like to send snaps to there gfs

oh who r they, idk.

IRRELEVANT
hang on they might go to auburn high

by gufultrb November 7, 2019

auburn kentucky

A pretty small town in Kentucky, although it contains some of the best skateboarders around!

Wow did you see that skater in Kentucky!? He was really good, I think he was from Auburn, wow thats auburn kentucky

by popwarrior November 8, 2005

auburn tigers

THE WORST COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!

oh we play the auburn tigers this week! we’ll definitely win!!!!

by roll.tide November 3, 2019

Auburn University

A desolate shithole university in east Alabama filled with pretentious assholes. The football team has never risen above mediocrity, but the stupid fans don’t know any better. You can hear some of them mumbling about “prettiest village on the plains”, but if you’ve ever been there, you’ll know that’s a lie. They are completely confused as to whether they are to be “Tigers” or “plainsmen” and their battle cry is “War Eagle” as apparently an Eagle flew over the place and took a shit, and the University president thought it tasted good enough to have a war over.

What sort of idiot would ever want to go to Auburn University? It’s a shithole.

by Southtown hillbilly June 5, 2018