ASAP'er

A job or other task that needs to be done As Soon As Possible.

I left a memo on your desk. Deal with it right away--it's an asap'er.

by Douglas Goldstein January 21, 2005

Asante Samuel

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"

by Stevensnider January 7, 2009

ADAPT

Where your school sends you for a few weeks when you’ve done something really bad or illegal but they don’t want to expel you. It’s a step above suspension, but below expulsion. Basically, a school full of people fighting, doing drugs, and drinking...

Guy: I gotta got to fucking ADAPT because the principal caught me hitting the pen in the bathrooms

by It's Me, Bitch September 12, 2019

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

Please reveiw & decide to publish or reject my definition ASAP. Thanks :O

by HUMP DAY uno-dos-thress December 29, 2013

double adapter

...a double adapter is one appliance that can have two plugged in....

a woman who takes one guy in each hole (double penetration) as the yanks so quaintly put it....

by mad dog January 16, 2005

asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

ASAP

Short for “Always Stop And Pray”—when you need to be as smart or sharp as possible in tackling urgent and important matters, by relying on the Holy Spirit (the Third Person in the Trinity) for wisdom and direction for your solution.

The moment I realize that ASAP needn’t always stand for “As Soon As Possible,” I quickly submitted this long-overdue definition for publication.

by Fasters May 14, 2022