AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023

dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

Armadillo

slang term for clitoris

Susan is so attractive. I’d touch her armadillo any day.

by lillumps August 5, 2023

Flunking the Armadillo

The act of getting pegged whilst wearing a medieval suit of armor.

Hey dude, you actually let her do that last night?
Yeah! She was totally Flunking the Armadillo!

by WinterFloof_24 October 19, 2023