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statutory apeshit

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
by Man-Machine June 25, 2008
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go apeshit

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)
by Nick D October 21, 2005
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apeshit-crazy

The kind of anxiety usually expressed by the physical or mental desire to jump up and down, screaming and banging hands on chest or head on walls.

Pre-dates the shortened but now more common variant "apeshit."
My roommate just deposited my mail at the bank and dropped my bank-deposit in the post-office box, for the third time! I'm going apeshit-crazy!
by Buggy July 3, 2006
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Apesex

another word for Apex Legends and it fits the gameplay more.
Hey lets play some Apesex!
Wanna do some apesex?
Bloodhound is my favourite Apesex legend!
by NotGivenLel March 1, 2019
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apeshit

Extreme anger or a state of insanity stemming from anger. When someone goes fucking crazy.
Donkey Kong went completely apeshit when King K Rool stole all the bananas from his cave.
by blueFlameBat March 1, 2008
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apeshit

V.

In the negative: Verbal and physical expressions of extreme anger, temporary state of insanity.

In the positive:
To become very excited, energetic or enthusiastic
Negative: Boy Aces really went apeshit over Palin's nomination.

Positive: Boy Aces really went apeshit for that taco dip last night.
by Jayney Elainey October 25, 2008
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apesexual

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.
Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual
by kem0 September 6, 2021
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