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Anders

Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.

Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.

But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
by depressed duckling October 10, 2018
mugGet the Andersmug.

Anders Borring

Also referred to as Boremaskinen, Hammeren, Johnny Bravo. Anders Borring is a name describing few in Danish society that have Dance moves like a orangutan on Coke, and drinks beer like their lives depend on it
Anders Borring held my beer whilst on the toilet, and when back i came my 0,5 l was gone
by Borr1ng March 27, 2022
mugGet the Anders Borringmug.

Audi-Anders

Når man dropper sine politiske standpunkter, ved løftet om en ministerpension og bil.

Også om folk der dropper holdninger mod bestikkelse.
Person 1: Er person 3 stadig for skattelettelser
Person 2: Nej, han lavede en Audi-Anders
by ABVM January 29, 2017
mugGet the Audi-Andersmug.

Ander

A handsome and nice boy who has a bit of an ego in the clouds but deep down he is a love of all the girls who are crazy about him and the one who is crazy about girls, a true Don Juan
by Eyy you November 22, 2021
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Ander Randon

Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
by simonblablabla November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ander Randonmug.

Anders's Sister

Holy Shit! That's Anders's sister!
by Sub70iq September 20, 2023
mugGet the Anders's Sistermug.

do an Anders Borg

Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".
Don't do an Anders Borg this weekend.
by Sanvi August 7, 2017
mugGet the do an Anders Borgmug.

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