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stuck in Amsterdam

To be stoned all the time and therefore being stuck in life and not getting forward.

Like if you start a Europe-trip, starting in Amsterdam and not getting to another city or country, because you would rather be stoned all the time.
Person A:"You heard something from Lukas recently?"
Person B:"No, he introduced his girlfriend to weed, she likes it a lot, and now they are stuck in Amsterdam."
by Lux'Kirschkern May 24, 2018
mugGet the stuck in Amsterdammug.

Amsterdam Roulette

A very dangerous game! Involves a threesome or orgy with at least one guy and multiple women, and penetration is taken in turns. The dangerous part? Gentlemen are not allowed to wear condoms, any nut could be busted at any point. Named for Amsterdam, sex capital of the world.
Guy 1: Fuck dude, I’m stressed.
Guy 2: Why what’s up man?
Guy 1: Remember when we played Amsterdam Roulette last Friday night?
Guy 2: Yeah that was awesome!
Guy 1: Yeah for YOU! I forgot which woman I busted in!
by @dawiseguy@Westside March 6, 2021
mugGet the Amsterdam Roulettemug.

Amsterdam Sesh

The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.
Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
mugGet the Amsterdam Seshmug.

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat
We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato
by BearEggs November 20, 2018
mugGet the Amsterdam Potatomug.

Amsterdam pancake

You get a multitude of prostitutes to sit on you and anally fist you while the man smokes a fat spliff
Yo man my asshole hurt after that Amsterdam pancake
by Kemostar June 9, 2018
mugGet the Amsterdam pancakemug.

amsterdaming

Yeah, just went Amsterdaming, dude.
by Redguard October 12, 2015
mugGet the amsterdamingmug.

Amsterdam

a place where Louis Tomlinson went to without Harry Styles
Louis: i went to amsterdam without you all i could do was think about you
fans: but you went to amsterdam with eleanor

louis: exsactly
by harrysdeodorant February 17, 2021
mugGet the Amsterdammug.

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