alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.

Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.

by tesfurdo November 21, 2006

The Alabama Alfano

Someones that fucks a lot of little boys.

"Alan did every 1st grader in our town, he pulled thue Alabama Alfano!"

by timphil March 19, 2004

Alfalfing

When your hair sticks up in the back when you have a cowlick.

Damn Adam was alfalfing so bad yesterday

by fabiater125 February 3, 2015

Alfathoni

Alfathoni is the name of a guy who is very nice to girls but is terrible at keeping relationships. He mostly spoils everything and makes girls regret liking him. He loves to hang out with his friends and has a nice smile. He is also very intelligent and very interesting. His voice cracks too much and he could be an asshole at times.

I used like an Alfathoni!

by itzthatdumbgirlplz February 13, 2017

alfalouji

To have knowledge or to skilled in 2 or more things. Usually used as a last name

Jason Alfalouji is very good at base ball and really knowledgeable

by Professor terdsom February 13, 2017

alfasani

A guy with no regrets and great personality who don't like to loose and wants to reach big goals.

Alfasani is a great guy he's perfect

by JrizzyGram March 1, 2018

Alfantaz

A formal term used to describe a civil war that killed over 150 people.

Did you hear about the Alfantaz going on in the middle east?
No, what happened?
It claimed over 150 lives.
Aw, that's terrible!

by xaviial December 5, 2020