ALDO

is a 4'11 kid and he gets mad very fast and a Little girl is known for being gay and liking big boys he thinks he knows everything but on the inside deep down he is a little girl and whines for everything

Aldo ur 4'11

by bdnbfhgf June 1, 2022

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Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.

G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!

by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021

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Aldos

Done being and aldos

Done being a aldos

by Blueseal December 30, 2021

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Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

by The Richweiler August 4, 2024

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