There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Iceberg Right Ahead!

A silly phrase shouted by a Titanic lookout when an iceberg was spotted

Lookout: Iceberg Right Ahead!
First Officer: Hard a starboard!
2 and a half hours later
Oh fuck everyone drowned or got hypothermia

by Marker000 August 7, 2024

Go ahead

The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?

Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Ahead of the sexuals

Used to describe a nigga who straight and don’t move wiggly type shit

Based on his answer I can tell he not ahead of the sexuals

by naltu June 5, 2024

Gone Ahead

Irish :Used to tell someone they are speaking absolute shite, they're being a dick etc.

Person 1: 'The English hardly ever mention 1966.'
Person 2: 'Gone ahead'

by squarebob March 4, 2004

thee goat ahead

The signal between one another for the go ahead for oral to commence

So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.

by iDontFuqOn1stDate March 4, 2024

What ahead?

What ahead is a way to say: What are the consequences?

"You should tell Sarah you love her"
"I don't know, what ahead?"

by Blizzy's Dictionary April 12, 2017