alfonso

alfonso is the gayest person you well ever meat in yor life when you stare at himm you will cry

alfonso is walking and scares a 40 year old man

by oh ut also is normal December 13, 2018

alfonso soriano

the best baseball player of all time a chicago cub former yankee national and ranger has an all star game mvp

alfonso soriano hits one deep to left its outta here he is a pro baseball player

by soriano January 23, 2009

Alfonso

some guy that's is some place that's eating ass from a man with a small dick

yeah that's Alfonso ass eating ass

by yeah yeah hell yeah March 3, 2022

Marcos Alonso

The worlds best Left wing back. He's even better than Carlos on free kicks and has the pace of the flash on a counter attack. He's a true lady killer too. He can play striker if he wants as well.

Did you see Marcos Alonso the other day? Blimey he's even better than Prime Maldini!

by Mowglidud August 31, 2017

Dirty Alonso

When a guy sucks someone's dick but says it didnt happen

Hey dude did u see that dirty Alonso

Wait no way dude hes a dirty Alonso but hes so hot .

by Rivermoon April 13, 2020

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019