Adam

bing bong suck my shlong

Adam : bro did you see Adam last night
Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy
Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

by Gaygay123gay February 29, 2020

adam

A extremely long penis of at least nineteen inches.

He was taunting me with Jake, so I just whipped out Adam and put him to shame!

by Master Doom September 27, 2009

Adam

Adam is a great person.He will always there for anyone no matter what.Hes the friend you call at 2 in the morning when youre in jail , or the friend you call if you are just simply bored.He's always there to talk or to make you laugh no matter what.When he gets his sights set on a girl he'll definitely follow through and be commited for no matter how long it takes.Every girl wants to go out with him especially younger girls.Any girl would be lucky to have a guy like him , just as friends or more! He never ever forgets memories they will always be there! He's a ladys man everybody loves him! He definitely loves showing off all the girls he gets with

"Wow I kissed Samira last nite " Said David
"I did way more than that on my bed " Said Adam
"Yeah , whatever " Said David

by CostoMilk November 21, 2010

Adam

Thief of hearts. Fucker.

Guy 1: Hey, who owns that impressive pile of chick's hearts?
Guy 2: Adam, of course. Fucker.

by intrusivethinking February 07, 2010

Adam

A really annoying person who hates everything about James

Adam is really really really annoying

by Adamuller October 26, 2018

Adam

Adams are class president material. People with the name Adam are absolute chick magnets, and can usually play the drums. Adams are the most optimistic people you will ever meet, and they make up everything.

"Wow that dude must be such an Adam look at all those girls checking him out!"

by Icarus42069 April 24, 2020

Adam

Adam is a boy not easily defined, as words fail to describe all that he is. His heart is filled with patience and kindness unlike any other. He is smart, clever, and capable of making his wildest dreams a reality. No task, dream, or desire is too daunting as he knows he is capable of anything. He pours everything he is into his passions - into the people that he cares dearly about. You'll know he cares about you because he goes out of his way to make it known. Not only is he selfless, but he is confident. His laugh is contagious, and you'll soon discover upon meeting him, he is one of the funniest people you'll ever know. His soul is constantly seeking a new adventure and horizon, always chasing an insatiable desire to seek discomfort. Adam's are extremely good at financials and have a talent for business and entrepreneurship. An Adam will never let you down. Loyal in every relationship they hold, Adams are someone you can always depend on. When he is in love, that person becomes his world; his best friend. He sees the good in people and is willing to forgive and love beyond mistakes. You will likely have no idea upon meeting an Adam, how much of an impact he will have on your life. However, you'll soon find that he is a game-changer, and will help make you who you are. If you have the honor of being with an Adam, be prepared to never let go. He is someone you'll want to be yours forever.

Adam is the light and love of my life.

by justsmactalkin' December 22, 2018