When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.
Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.
Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.
by LittleBroPeep December 13, 2010
When you poke a girl in the ass with your dick. She smiles, you fuck her in the ass, she screams, you say "I'm sorry, it's morning wood" or some bullshit excuse like that.
by PulpFictionFan94 May 24, 2017
Someone who simply never stumbled upon a person or a situation where they felt compelled to have sex. These people are not virgin by choice (moral, religious or being a prude) as much as circumstance.
At 24, Sarah considered herself an accidental virgin - - she hadn't planned on being a virgin this long, but the opportunity just hadn't presented itself.
by bedelia37 February 13, 2011
A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
by Lovette Cher April 10, 2010
The act of "accidentally" discovering something that was in fact, planned by you ahead of time in order to help you acheive your master plan that you were working for all along.
It was "accidentally on purpose" that DJ found another six pack of beer, just what she needed to seduce the unknowing country boy.
by AKseacode April 29, 2006
I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.
by m3m3 b01 girk February 05, 2018
The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross
Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 20, 2019