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The act of separating a disgustingly repulsive female from her highly attractive female friend in order to give your buddy a much better chance of initiating a sexual encounter with the attractive girl. If the unattractive friend was still around she would likely be doing copious amounts of cock blocking and being generally unsightly and annoying, which would not bode well for your friends efforts and ultimate goal of penetration, and is in fact the reason why most monkeys are thrown.
Throwing a monkey is a sacrifice you are making for your friend and can be accomplished in many ways. Throwing a monkey for someone is a highly respectable act and lets people know that you are unselfish, reliable, and when it comes crunch time you can come through in the clutch. You will likely get at least one favor in return for successfully throwing a monkey.
This term is in relation to throwing a monkey in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie mode, which in dire situations you throw to force the ugly zombies that you know are about to be a potential problem or that are annoying you to remove themselves from your immediate location and follow the monkey so you can do something satisfying like hit the mystery box or upgrade your ray gun. Monkeys are often thrown when you need to revive a friend to help him get back into action.
Throwing a monkey is a sacrifice you are making for your friend and can be accomplished in many ways. Throwing a monkey for someone is a highly respectable act and lets people know that you are unselfish, reliable, and when it comes crunch time you can come through in the clutch. You will likely get at least one favor in return for successfully throwing a monkey.
This term is in relation to throwing a monkey in Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie mode, which in dire situations you throw to force the ugly zombies that you know are about to be a potential problem or that are annoying you to remove themselves from your immediate location and follow the monkey so you can do something satisfying like hit the mystery box or upgrade your ray gun. Monkeys are often thrown when you need to revive a friend to help him get back into action.
1.
Garrett: "Yo dude I think I might have that hot ass girl in the bag I've been talking to tonight, but her ugly ass friend won't leave her side so I can really start spitting my A game and seal the deal, can you throw a monkey for me?"
Foster: "Yeah dude, I'll go talk to her and get her to follow me to the other bar upstairs and buy her some drinks."
Garrett: "Thanks man I owe you one"
2.
Foster: "Yo dude I need you to throw a monkey for me man asap"
Garrett: "I got you dawg, you helped me out last time. I'm gonna slip my wallet in her coat pocket secretly and tell the bouncer i saw her steal it off of the counter and make sure she gets kicked out, no worries man I got your back"
Garrett: "Yo dude I think I might have that hot ass girl in the bag I've been talking to tonight, but her ugly ass friend won't leave her side so I can really start spitting my A game and seal the deal, can you throw a monkey for me?"
Foster: "Yeah dude, I'll go talk to her and get her to follow me to the other bar upstairs and buy her some drinks."
Garrett: "Thanks man I owe you one"
2.
Foster: "Yo dude I need you to throw a monkey for me man asap"
Garrett: "I got you dawg, you helped me out last time. I'm gonna slip my wallet in her coat pocket secretly and tell the bouncer i saw her steal it off of the counter and make sure she gets kicked out, no worries man I got your back"
by V queezy January 17, 2011
Get the Throw a monkey mug.The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.
The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!
The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!
Past tense
Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"
Present tense
Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"
Future tense
Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.
Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"
Present tense
Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"
Future tense
Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.
by Moaty man November 16, 2010
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Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity is playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.
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