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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
mugGet the net-stumblemug.

Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.
Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...
by Johny Girth August 6, 2010
mugGet the Stumble-Punchmug.

Stumble fuck

When you can't get a word out ya mouth to save ya own ass.
Jason kept stumble fucking around when he was trying to tell his story
by Real McCoy January 18, 2020
mugGet the Stumble fuckmug.

A stumble

A group of drunk people walking
Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about
by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024
mugGet the A stumblemug.

Stumble and Rumble

A stumble and rumble is an activity for gentlemen who engage in a game of Stumble Guys. The player who finishes in last place is required to watch the other guys whilst they view a porn video, strictly not being allowed to see the screen themselves. No self pleasuring is permitted at any time from any stumblers. The video must be stopped at the first sight of vaginal penetration.
We had a quiet one at the apartment last night, a few us played a quick stumble and rumble then went to bed.
by AppleStumble November 5, 2023
mugGet the Stumble and Rumblemug.

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011
mugGet the Stumble Stretchmug.

Hop on the stumble

The universal phrase amongst students in class to tell everyone to get on stumble guys
Kid 1: Yo this class is boring asf bro
Kid 2: YO EVERYONE HOP ON THE STUMBLE!
Kid 1: What's the google classroom code bro???
Kid 2: AXQ32M
by meemzolol October 16, 2023
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