A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
Get the glad bagmug. by Trent Augusta Walker April 26, 2020
Get the glad campingmug. The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
Get the Gladful cookiemug. Similar meaning to "happiness" but it sounds awkward and for some reason reminds me of Glenn from Superstore
by Sjsjakshsh August 27, 2023
Get the Glad-nessmug. 
The feeling when you type something idiotic into google but your internet goes down so you have an excuse to tell to your friends.
Person 1: type "blue waffle" into google
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
Person 2: I know I shouldnt but ok
*Person 2 types blue waffles into google*
*Internet is down*
Person 2: *sigh of relief* ok. Feeling fucking gladness it didnt work.
by *prrr* July 8, 2020
Get the Gladnessmug. Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.
In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
Get the glad-handoutmug.