Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.
So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?
by NSP33 September 16, 2009
by Michael Markey February 27, 2008
jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
by dombo June 17, 2004
by Bitch please... im from 314. April 05, 2010
by Sai Yuta TJ March 16, 2010
1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff
2: David Hasselhoff
"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"
by WU December 11, 2005
The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.
"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
by that nova grrrl June 28, 2013