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Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids
Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet
by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022
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sweet cannoli

Sweet cannoli: unauthentic cannoli filling made by non Sicilian. Also a nickname for a Sicilian with a sweet load.
Vinny you think these cannolis are sweet connolis?

I sucked pualy's sweet cannoli till the filling was gone.
by Duantless January 28, 2017
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Transit Cannoli

The transit cannoli is when a passenger or sometimes a conductor on a New Jersey Transit train uses an empty toilet paper roll, lines its inside with toilet paper and then proceeds to fill it with their excrement
I went into the bathroom on a New Jersey Transit train, and sitting on the sink was a fresh transit cannoli
by The New Jerseyan October 4, 2025
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Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
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Spicy Cannoli

When someone eats Taco Bell and their ass is burning the next day, and someone gives them a creampie
We ate Taco Bell yesterday so I finally get to give my girlfriend a Spicy Cannoli
by JayMaysta December 8, 2021
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stolen cannoli

The stolen cannoli. It's when you roofie a dude, suck his dick, and spit into a specimen cup to check if he's the baby daddy.
Bro your sister totally stolen cannolied me at the bar last night.
by Prick wicke March 19, 2024
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cannolis

“ why you fingerin me rabbits cannolis”
by ngsjtsjfsutsitsjtsjtz March 13, 2020
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