Part A
Death in a Bottle (DIAB) Drug Description - provides up to 12-hour relief per dose, but a lifetime of bad memories. Hydrocodone is a centrally-acting toxic sludge, designed to attack every sense. This then produces an intense distraction from the pain and may even cause the patient to blackout. This blackout period can range anywhere between 5 hours to 7 days. Care must be taken in order to ensure the survival of the victim/patient. Chlorpheniramine is an Opiate that prevents the person from feeling the lethal concoction crawling through his or her veins. DIAB is for non-use only. DIAB should not be taken, period. If one insists, only take this deadly brew once every 4-5 years and in fractional increments. Any more than a gram of the stuff can cause internal bleeding and immediate loss of sight and control of one's bowel movements.
Side Effects:
Vomiting - This is due to the putrid smell reaching one's nose and causing them to lose their bearings to the surrounding world, this effect is similar to seasickness.
Death in a Bottle (DIAB) Drug Description - provides up to 12-hour relief per dose, but a lifetime of bad memories. Hydrocodone is a centrally-acting toxic sludge, designed to attack every sense. This then produces an intense distraction from the pain and may even cause the patient to blackout. This blackout period can range anywhere between 5 hours to 7 days. Care must be taken in order to ensure the survival of the victim/patient. Chlorpheniramine is an Opiate that prevents the person from feeling the lethal concoction crawling through his or her veins. DIAB is for non-use only. DIAB should not be taken, period. If one insists, only take this deadly brew once every 4-5 years and in fractional increments. Any more than a gram of the stuff can cause internal bleeding and immediate loss of sight and control of one's bowel movements.
Side Effects:
Vomiting - This is due to the putrid smell reaching one's nose and causing them to lose their bearings to the surrounding world, this effect is similar to seasickness.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
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Death - Another small side effect of DIAB is, well. DEATH of course. Many people experience heart stoppage upon the entry of this "medicine" into their system. Many doctors have explained the cause of this as the "Double Influx Effect" or DIE. When the body swallows a substance, such as Death in a Bottle, it immediately tries to reject and expel to fluid, but DIAB is designed to prevent this. When DIAB detects the body's defense mechanisms, it springs into action exploding the user's heart. This is caused by the "Pre-Oxidization Pulsation" or POP. A user is often unable to breath after tasting/smelling such a fowl mixture as DIAB, which causes DIAB to enter it's POP phase. Oxygen is needed in order to prevent this occurrence, but many users cannot overcome this sensory attack and perish in the process.
Death - Another small side effect of DIAB is, well. DEATH of course. Many people experience heart stoppage upon the entry of this "medicine" into their system. Many doctors have explained the cause of this as the "Double Influx Effect" or DIE. When the body swallows a substance, such as Death in a Bottle, it immediately tries to reject and expel to fluid, but DIAB is designed to prevent this. When DIAB detects the body's defense mechanisms, it springs into action exploding the user's heart. This is caused by the "Pre-Oxidization Pulsation" or POP. A user is often unable to breath after tasting/smelling such a fowl mixture as DIAB, which causes DIAB to enter it's POP phase. Oxygen is needed in order to prevent this occurrence, but many users cannot overcome this sensory attack and perish in the process.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
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