tanks

meaning sucks, to lose, or lost.To fail.

"Man, that tanks!"
"You totally tanked that jump"
"This thread TANKS!"

by savory ninja May 24, 2007

tanke

Spanish slang refering to a large object or person, usually meaning fat

dude look at that fat chick over there

Shit i know, mean ol tanke!

by fredrick douglas martin September 14, 2007

tank

a really cool, hot guy. especially someone strong or good at sports

what a tank

by eatmebabythefridge January 28, 2009

tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 2, 2022

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008

Tanking

Something robust that is travelling very fast and carrying a lot of momentum, rendering it largely unstoppable and on the edge of potential catastrophe.

Something that you wouldn't want to stand in the way of.

• The bus was tanking down the hill, had to jump out the way!
• He was absolutely tanking it (with disregard to others).

by Chªrly October 1, 2012