shit-ton

1. A large quantity
2. A quantity beyond measure

That is a shit-ton of homework.

by |KPF|Batman March 11, 2009

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

Meowtric tons

Unit of measurement of gravkitty.

I had two cats on my lap, so the gravkitty was, like, twenty meowtric tons.

by Gebus1 January 20, 2009

Tons of guns

A phrase describing something that is of greatness.

Anthony: Casa De Mi Padre is tons of guns!!!

by St.Mantooth March 22, 2013

ton-up

To break the 100 miles per hour barrier, preferably on a motorcycle.

"I was doing ton on the way over here"

"were you going ton-up on the motorway?"

by durruti April 27, 2007

Shit-ton

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

by Commo God March 8, 2011

ass ton

like buttload, a term used to describe a large quantity of something

Holy shit! That's an ass ton of rock!

by Prometheus February 17, 2003