Kris

Someone to whom the word 'cunt' is key to their vocabulary.

Did you enjoy the game today kris? "Yeah mate, did you see it when I pushed that cunt?"

by Mo Leicester November 25, 2016

kris

stink ass skank

She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris

by t.pf October 20, 2008

kris

Keltic region in Spain

The attractive Galicia area is a Kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

Kindergarten room in school

We will find the teacher in the kris

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005

Kris

1. A bathroom door
2. The newest dildo
3. A classroom
4. Lays chips'

1. "The kris is broken."
2. "Wow! What a kris!"
3. "Is this the right kris?"
4. "Yummy krises!"

by Rshelps November 11, 2008

kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

Kris

A very ugly man who has a 2007 sense of humor and laughs at stupid things. He is popular in a bad sort of way. Everyone makes fun of him and he spends all his money on robux. He always says yeet and gets in trouble for it. He steals everybody's jokes and is just weird. He is good at technology in a nerdy way.

Person 1: omg you should have seen kris at lunch.
Person 2: ikr he is weird and a nerd.

by TacoManYeet May 2, 2019