A noob that doesn’t know what words mean before he uses them. He doesn’t respect his cousin and can’t take a joke. He thinks he can call people names without getting called one back at him. He thinks that he can call people names and he gets mad when someone gets revenge by calling him one back!
by ghgchjrd October 27, 2019
Get the Keeganmug. Our diver is a straight-up Keegan
by JDigs March 17, 2009
Get the Keeganmug. A faggot ass bitch who likes to eat ass on a Monday and won't stop until he gets filled up completely.
by DankMemeMaster420BlazeItDUDEEE August 31, 2017
Get the keeganmug. A complete tool. The biggest loser around. Can be used as both noun and verb. Remember in "Kingpin" when everyone would say "he pulled a Munson"? Munson has been replaced by Keegan.
by MrBill July 16, 2008
Get the keeganmug. by crazy toyota dude June 11, 2006
Get the keeganmug. Keegan is a fucking loser.
by KeeganIsMyName October 22, 2020
Get the Keeganmug. Keegan:
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
Keegans may seem to be the best boyfriends but they're players and are only going to break your heart because they are "emotionally stressed". They pretend to care about you but really only care for themselves. They will always have the sweetest things to say but trust me they've said that to other girls. Keegans typically stick together with another jack ass keegan and date bestfriends, and break their hearts.
These retarded creatures are greasy players typically with curly hair and HUGE fags. When you get your heart broken by a keegan taylor swift music is the best remedy to heal it.
person 1: dude why is that girl crying so much?
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
bestfriend of girl: oh my ex boyfriend keegan's bestfriend keegan broke her heart after kissing her an hour earlier!
person 1: what an ass!
bestfriend of girl: I know excactly how she feels ;)
by thatgirlwhodatedkeegan January 9, 2013
Get the Keeganmug.