jake

an amazing, gorgeous, and caring guy. he truly understands when you say you just want to be friends... those kind of guys are hard to find. he will be your best friend, and honesty is something he doesn't struggle with at all. he will say the most amazing things to you... as a friend, wanting nothing more than friendship. so glad i have a jake. becoming best friends feels so natural... hope that doesn't sound too cheesy.
once you find a jake, you know you've found a best friend for life.
by not sure? ;* March 10, 2012
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Nitti, you best ta break ike, the jakes
is on they way!
by Ike Nephsson July 29, 2003
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Jake

A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
by Knowledge Doctor May 06, 2008
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Jake is a really nice guy he loves everyone and loves everybody equaly. If something goes wrong jake always tries to fix it no matter what his girlfriends are thw mist stunning ppl and jake is probz the most popular person in school
Wow look at jake walking down the corridor with his gf i wish i was her
by Sexy body2121 February 02, 2017
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What a lovely man who gives great head take that as you will. And is a pro gamer
by XxjakeyyboixX March 06, 2021
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A young psychopathic man who likes to burn objects, take multiple shits on the floor and eat meth for breakfast, lunch & dinner. He is not intelligent and get's A's in every subject because he sucks. He has a disease because he is love sick. He has a deep, often depressing, feeling of wanting to find love because he is so single. And he likes someone starting with A, B, C, D or E. I love him very much. He leaks everywhere.
Jake is a tool
by bamljcjm June 19, 2019
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is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..
have you seen kristen's jake?
by kristen.carter.26 November 30, 2008
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